
Dear Blogging Friends,
I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that I just ordered THE BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER!!! I have so much confidence in it that I dare say it's better than yours. Over the last 24 Halloweens I have had the worst luck with costumes (that's my entire life). I was a witch with crimped hair, a green painted face and a hat that I wore to school in 2nd grade not realizing that we weren't supposed to dress up till lunch. I was a baby in a giant diaper with a giant rubber binkie at the age of 10 (the picture hanging on my parents wall still haunts me). My cousin Whitney and I graced Timpview High School's halls with neon-green plastic pants and black cowboy hats trying to be the double-mint twins? And last year I was a jelly fish, but ended up looking like a crazy girl holding an umbrella with eight pieces of long plastic hanging off the sides. So you see, I don't mean to be rude by saying that my costume is inevitably going to be much, MUCH better than yours. It's just that you were probably the beautiful barbie doll or the glittering princess that made me (the witch,baby,pack of gum, jelly fish) look really stupid... and this is your payback.
I will post photos of proof sometime after the 25th...