1- I personally own a Nintendo DS. I play it every night before I go to bed.
I asked for it for Christmas.

2- I cannot - CANNOT - go into a gas station without pacing the candy isle a few times. Any adult would choose something reasonably mature to buy. Maybe a Snickers, Baby Ruth, a Symphony bar even. Not me. I go for the brightly packaged, cartoon covered bag or box of pure sugar covered in sugar. My latest favorite:

3- Yesterday I sat in a chair. The scary kind of chair. And when I arose and looked in the mirror I had 24 strategically placed brackets and 2 wires on my teeth. And when I say strategically placed I mean placed to make me look as stupid as possible.

I feel like all I need now is a lunch tray and nowhere to sit.




























